Your Mom
Mana cost: X
Type: creature, human
Mind lv 5
Life: 12
Armor: 1
Nag: ranged sound-type attack, 0 dice. 5+ on the effect die causes 1 cringe damage, 8-9 deals guilt condition, and a 12 dazes.
Rage +3
X is equal to 2 times the total number of rounds that have passed minus the total number of put downs and curse words your opponent has said in the game so far.
Guilt (condition): this creature will do whatever mother tells them to do. It switches control to the player who summoned your mom until the end of the round.
"I'm going to count to three. One...two...three! You're grounded for life.
