Mage Wars Yo Momma

[silverclawgrizzly]

Here for better or ill are some Mage Wars Yo Momma jokes:

Yo Momma so fat she got more growth tokens than Kralathor!
Yo Momma so stinky Malacoda won't enter her square!
Yo Momma so stupid her Thoughtspores are empty!
Yo Momma so ugly Necropian Vampiress refuse to gain life from damaging her!
Yo Momma so skinny Mort Reconstructs up to 2 damage from her a turn!

[Death-from-above]

Here is my stab at it:

Yo mamma is so fat, she is arena exclusive
Yo mamma is so fat, blanks still hit her
Yo mamma is so fat, she can't be obscured by rolling fog
Yo mamma is so fat, teleports are useless on her

[Sailor Vulcan]

Um, ok... I've never understood why people are SO fascinated by Yo Mama jokes. But I'll give it a try.

Yo mama is so nasty, she does nothing all day but tell Yo Mama jokes!

I'm sorry if that offends you, but Yo Mama jokes really annoy me.

[silverclawgrizzly]

Um, ok... I've never understood why people are SO fascinated by Yo Mama jokes. But I'll give it a try.

Yo mama is so nasty, she does nothing all day but tell Yo Mama jokes!

I'm sorry if that offends you, but Yo Mama jokes really annoy me.

Normally Imaginator you're one of the three people on this site I keep blocked so I don't normally read your posts. I've found you add nothing to any conversation so when I woke up today to see you've commented on my fun attempt at humor I thought "Well crap trolling again eh?" Yup you're trolling again. I don't go trolling negativity on your posts, so extend that to mine.

[Laddinfance]

Sorry to say this guys, but as we're directing attacks at each other, we need to close this down. I don't  want to ruin all the fun, but we need to be careful how we respond.

[Shad0w]

I am locking this but not deleting it as record of this warning. This has gone too far